beware of brown-eyed, dirty-blonde, emotional wreck who goes by the name mury.

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

(via hotwhiteguy)

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Posted
4 days ago

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

(via buttcramps)

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Posted
4 days ago
shinyx2:

1. Poppy being told a joke.2. Thinking about it.3. Poppy gets it!

shinyx2:

1. Poppy being told a joke.
2. Thinking about it.
3. Poppy gets it!

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27
Posted
5 days ago
shinyx2:

Poppy thoughts: *what.the.hell*

shinyx2:

Poppy thoughts: *what.the.hell*

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Posted
5 days ago
Gf:babe come over
Me:I'm eating garlic bread
Gf:I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me:it's the kind that's covered in cheese
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Posted
1 week ago

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say โ€œim sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizardsโ€

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via iguanamouth)

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44751
Posted
1 week ago

(Source: pivotalwolf, via hotwhiteguy)

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Posted
1 week ago
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