bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

soysad:

sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??

EXACTLY

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

neutralrnilkmotel:

Women that oppose feminism because they feel they personally have all the rights and respect they need are so incredibly selfish and ignorant to the plight of women not only in their own country, but across the developing world.

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.
(via slutstatus)

religiousmom:

lacy underwear makes me feel powerful and unstoppable

cristy:

lolaheroine:

bearschapter:

Favourite way to wake up. Alone in the truck with a gnarly view. 👌

oh my god GOALS


Crying

cristy:

lolaheroine:

bearschapter:

Favourite way to wake up. Alone in the truck with a gnarly view. 👌

oh my god GOALS

Crying

bile9:

Hurugheugjueugh

bile9:

Hurugheugjueugh